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Theseus could be the next big thing, hey? 2 out of 5
Yes, we should have killed that nazi surgeon butcher the first time. 3.5 out of 5
Well, guess I have to shoot my brother with the right bullets then. 2 out of 5
The white woman dodgy ivory trader ruler has my fiance. 1 out of 5
Under the ocean, caves with one crazy old guy. 1 out of 5
Dull ones. 2 out of 5
Or, kill the white guys, they stole the sister. 3 out of 5
One deep sea monster, smuggled and escaped = Gator Shed problem. 2.5 out of 5
Gorilla wolf female chasing alien invasion gassing, Moses. 3.5 out of 5
Bad Prime. Only need one planet here. 3 out of 5
SABRMetric Beane counting. 4 out of 5
One help out wheelman job too many. 3 out of 5
Not Hog wild for the Dynasty. 1.5 out of 5
20 million dollars of plastic surgery gets you a schoolteacher from Wisconsin. 3 out of 5
Is all about the heist, not the mass slaughter. 3 out of 5
Wrong place wrong time for everybody. 3.5 out of 5
I’m the Prime Merlinian. Science! 3 out of 5
Well, if we’re going to bad, let’s just steal all the crimelord’s money. And his vault. 3.5 out of 5
Killed the arms dealers, the spies, the hoods but missed the ganglord. 3 out of 5
We really should have made Red Nails, not daddy issues with Acheron, shouldn’t we? 2.5 out of 5
Uncovering UN Peacekeeper people trafficking. 3.5 out of 5
Journalistic investigation of underground lakes under railways can be costly. 3.5 out of 5
I actually do have the fear thing. False advertising. 2.5 out of 5
Going to New Eden, because abandoned America is full of religious nuts worse than the vampires. 3.5 out of 5
There is a vampire war still, actually. 3 out of 5
When inventing a regeneration serum that can bring people back to life, leave out the bit that gives psionic powers to the subject, ok? 3 out of 5
Humility Bifrost bash, brother. Pity you’re a frost giant. 3.5 out of 5
Never bring a snake to a swordfight. Also, that’s my wand. 3 out of 5
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Just killing the monster hunter I was shagging who turned the head vampire into a demon lord and my partner into a zombie. 3.5 out of 5
Execution video retrieval cleanup failure. 3.5 out of 5
Escape to Nerd Mountain. 4 out of 5
Early commando mission, Norway radar defense secret nicking. 3.5 out of 5
Supersoldier program spy signal duel run. 3.5 out of 5
I hate it when freaky college kids kill themselves around my holiday house. 3.5 out of 5
Babe Ruthless = contact sports over pageants. 3.5 out of 5
Kid sidekicks are killer. 3.5 out of 5
Alien horror under the ice rather changeable. 3 out of 5 http://www.youtube.com/movie/the-thing-from-another-world
Kiwis are tasty, unless they are crazy soldier types. 3.5 out of 5
Artifact shopping for dead woman merging with the old gang. 2.5 out of 5
Mummy, save my sister. 3.5 out of 5
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Operating system lacking. 2.5 out of 5
If you have enough explosives, anyway. 3.5 out of 5
Dope smoker duo shooting errors. 2 out of 5
There’s a scientific world? No wonder we don’t fit in. 3.5 out of 5
Escape from Hell, kill satanists, rescue baby, then make random tough woman mother of your granddaughter. 3 out of 5
Private Eyes and field destruction. 2 out of 5
When I grew up I want to be a big city cop, Superboy. Just not a corrupt criminal bastard one. 4 out of 5
B5 – Trek battle. 3.5 out of 5
Rico mecha religious conversion rescue. 2.5 out of 5
That green woman from Mars has a worrying diet. 2.5 out of 5
Argentinian cycle trip bus miss kill terror. 2.5 out of 5
Bad student dump killfest contest. 2.5 out of 5
Wandering car hit town evil end. 2.5 out of 5
Help aliens fight space mutants with radiation and avoid getting brain-programmed. 2 out of 5
Russian roulette tournament. 2.5 out of 5
So, kill him by clot, or telepathically control him and while doing so convince him that the space moth fairies are right and that he really should help us save earth, even though he can happily live under the sea and has no use for us murderer types? 2 out of 5
I am wandless. 2.5 out of 5
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Before the SAS. 3.5 out of 5
Proper SAS. 4 out of 5
Monster dad so girls are bad. 3.5 out of 5
Popcorn and fairy floss feeding massacre, with shadow monsters. 3 out of 5
Master’s alien initiation pyramid brain-eating tentacle monster replacement test. 2.5 out of 5
2 rocks only, Bodysnatchers in black leather. 1.5 out of 5
Douchebag and dateless kill lots of gangsters with a car. 3 out of 5
Where they might get you even in a caravan in the desert. 3 out of 5
Monster didn’t work fast enough. 1.5 out of 5
Bird man and loser crims. 2 out of 5
Civil War robbery butchery and monsters. 2.5 out of 5
“Imperial Battleship! Stop the flow of time!” Failing that, get Stella Star to save us again. 1.5 out of 5
If you decide to experiment on a WWII African nazi later generation clone of the Fallen Angel Lucifer in space – choose again. 2 out of 5
Frozen crew experiment, bad. 1.5 out of 5
Everyone left alive, no suicide please, just a finger will do. 3 out of 5
Crazy bloody Thai martial arts. 3 out of 5
Stay hidden too long. 2 out of 5
Exactly as you expect, with one use of gun. 2 out of 5
Except of course gotta save them all from LA. 2 out of 5
Ancient statute – don’t shoot a hole in it. 2.5 out of 5
Made monsters internally. 2.5 out of 5
Making hybrids internally. 2.5 out of 5
Hollywood armed robbery movie. So all get shot except the pretty boy. But they did hijack a news crew chopper. 2 out of 5
WMD, nope. 3 out of 5
Jason Stackhouse western. 2.5 out of 5
1. Rob Bank 2. Do not shag bank manager afterwards 3.5 out of 5
Almost run out of uncles. 3.5 out of 5
Tornado Lady’s kid rescue dad hide. 2.5 out of 5
A false one. 1.5 out of 5
George Bush’s fault, of course. 1.5 out of 5
Reaper virus Scotland cutoff medieval cannibal enclave clash infiltration road duel. 3 out of 5
With snake for desert. 1.5 out of 5
I just want to eat the scared boys. 3 out of 5
Double disturbed dame dragon lip slasher. 2 out of 5
Enter the Street Fighter Dragon Angels. 2.5 out of 5
Plant the seed, check the top, get over the crazy dead wife already. 3.5 out of 5
Terrorist Gene. 2.5 out of 5
Just doing the ransom job. 3 out of 5
You really were too young for Paris, kid. 3 out of 5
Wrong place car wash maniac. 1.5 out of 5
I got the spy stuff covered, old man. 3.5 out of 5
If you are spies trying to frame someone to keep secrets, good idea not to be rapists or child pornographers. 3 out of 5
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If burning your abusive father alive doesn’t work and he shoots you, then try clubbing him to death. 3.5 out of 5
